Friday, August 11, 2006
I now have a picture of a squatty potty thanks to Will. Mind you this is also the squatty potty in their room which Will bleaches practically everyday (and also know that their shower is just behind you with no tub, no curtain, just a drain in the floor next to the sink). Just imagine how nasty the public toilets are. 
Now before I propose the question of the night I need to give everyone a little more background. First of all, to expand on the Indian girl with the worst body odor ever. Her name is Renu, and by the end of the day the entire classroom smells so bad it makes you want to puke. When we leave for breaks and then come back it is like walking into a brick wall of B.O. And it is all her smell because if you walk by her you can smell her. Second of all, today in class was horrible. My presentation went very well and I went fourth, but that made the rest of the day literally painfully boring (our teacher really liked my lesson though). We had to learn introductions to 11 different languages. Will's was absolutely hilarious. He did the "Southside Chicago" language so it was all intense slang. Hearing these little Asian girls saying "Whatz up shortay" is pretty fuckin funny. On top of that, the annoying guy that stalks us, Jesse, made some comment to will about how Will's term for house "Tip" should be "Crib." Mind you Jesse is 20 years old and has been living in China for the past 8 years of his life being home schooled. Will would not have that so he said no, it's tip as in "Just the tip." Chi and I almost died laughing. Then he made some comment about how "He could feel" what Will was saying or something along those lines and it was "Noted" which is what we say to each other whenever he says something ridiculously annoying. The best part was that Jesse thought Will was being his "boy" or something and started laughing even though we were laughing at him. I feel kinda mean talking about this kid behind his back so much but he is that annoying. The point of this whole story about the day though is the question of the day that was asked at dinner: Would you rather have sex with (smelly, smelly, smelly, body odor of death) Renu, or shit in a squatty potty. The obvious answer is squatty potty because Renu smells that bad and there is no way you could hold an erection with that pungent of an odor around. But Will and Pablo have such horrifying experiences with the squatty potties that they almost picked sex with Renu. Now I have to go because we are going to continue drinking (drinking games my favorite) and then plan on heading to bar street again. Hopefully I will be sober enough to remember it this time but the way things are going its not looking so good.
Now before I propose the question of the night I need to give everyone a little more background. First of all, to expand on the Indian girl with the worst body odor ever. Her name is Renu, and by the end of the day the entire classroom smells so bad it makes you want to puke. When we leave for breaks and then come back it is like walking into a brick wall of B.O. And it is all her smell because if you walk by her you can smell her. Second of all, today in class was horrible. My presentation went very well and I went fourth, but that made the rest of the day literally painfully boring (our teacher really liked my lesson though). We had to learn introductions to 11 different languages. Will's was absolutely hilarious. He did the "Southside Chicago" language so it was all intense slang. Hearing these little Asian girls saying "Whatz up shortay" is pretty fuckin funny. On top of that, the annoying guy that stalks us, Jesse, made some comment to will about how Will's term for house "Tip" should be "Crib." Mind you Jesse is 20 years old and has been living in China for the past 8 years of his life being home schooled. Will would not have that so he said no, it's tip as in "Just the tip." Chi and I almost died laughing. Then he made some comment about how "He could feel" what Will was saying or something along those lines and it was "Noted" which is what we say to each other whenever he says something ridiculously annoying. The best part was that Jesse thought Will was being his "boy" or something and started laughing even though we were laughing at him. I feel kinda mean talking about this kid behind his back so much but he is that annoying. The point of this whole story about the day though is the question of the day that was asked at dinner: Would you rather have sex with (smelly, smelly, smelly, body odor of death) Renu, or shit in a squatty potty. The obvious answer is squatty potty because Renu smells that bad and there is no way you could hold an erection with that pungent of an odor around. But Will and Pablo have such horrifying experiences with the squatty potties that they almost picked sex with Renu. Now I have to go because we are going to continue drinking (drinking games my favorite) and then plan on heading to bar street again. Hopefully I will be sober enough to remember it this time but the way things are going its not looking so good.# posted by Mike @ 4:54 AM 
